Chapter 43
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Monday, April 6, 2009
16:00
I am like, SO SORRY I didn't post for a long time. Personal reasons. :3
Two weeks of not using and I lost my typing skills of powah. D:
Lately, I've been listening to 987FM. Especially Muttons to Midnight. >w< They're like, so funny. xDD
I recorded one of the funny funny parts of the section, and YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO IT. xDD I cropped it out, thanks to Adek, and.. Here it is!
Oh, while listening to it, read the.. "Quote" thingy. I carefully translated it. xDD
Justin: It is the most popular segment in the history of this radio station.
Vernon: Right.
Justin: I have checked, and I can verify it.
Vernon: Y-yes, I'm sure you've checked
Justin: Ya, THOUSANDS of emails come in EVERY WEEK commenting my segment.
Vernon: Where, from the Mental Hospital, is it?
Justin: No no, I get thousands of emails.
Vernon: Ya, sure, show me your emails.
Justin: I delete already
Vernon: Mm.
Justin: Umm.. It's time for.. JUSTIN'S JOKES! OF THE WEEK.
Vernon: Oh look what I found! Look at that!
Justin: Eh!
Vernon: It's a wallet!
Justin: Eh! My wallet!
Vernon: My goodness! Ooh look!
Justin: I knew it!
Vernon: It's an IC!
Justin: /gasps
Vernon: Of Mr Justin Ang Wei Yang!
Justin: No! No no no.
Vernon: And what a kookoo looking photograph. My goodness. No wonder you don't show ANYBODY this IC photograph of yours.
Justin: Mutton-
Vernon: Go ahead and tell your stupid jokes.
Justin: What are you gonna do?
Vernon: I'm gonna take a photo of your IC,
Justin: Huh?!
Vernon: And post it on Facebook.
Justin: No!
Vernon: So the WHOLE WORLD can see.
Justin: No! Mutton! Cannot!
Vernon: Yes, can! And, just watch me!
Justin: PLEASE, Mutton! Don't do that!
Vernon: I'm going to take --
Justin: Hang on, the last time I checked..
Vernon: Mm?
Justin: You didn't know how to post photos on Facebook.
Vernon: Oh, guess what --
Justin: You've never done it. For all the photos in the Mutton's page, I posted.
Vernon: Ya, I know you did.
Justin: You don't know how to post pictures!
Vernon: I've learned!
Justin: Yeah, right. I-I'm.. You know what? I've no confidence in you that you know how to do it.
[SONG]
Vernon: Sure!
Justin: JUSTIN'S JOKES OF THE WEEK!
What is a Zebra?
Vernon: An animal la. What the hell. What is a zebra?
Justin: No no.
Vernon: Then?
Justin: What is a Zebra?
Vernon: I.. Don't know.
Justin: It's the undergarment of a woman, with VERY BIG breasts.
/laughs
DO YOU GET IT?! A Z BRA!
Vernon: /snaps picture
Justin: No!
Vernon: Go ahead, tell your next joke, and I'm gonna hit.. POST.
Justin: No no no.. /sniffs
You..
Vernon: Ta ta ta.. Ta..
Justin: You really know how to post pictures on Facebook?
Vernon: Yes I DO!
Justin: /sniffs
If Ya Kun.. You know Ya Kun? If Ya Kun started a campaign to help the Earth, what would the campaign be called?
Vernon: I don't know.
Justin: Saving KAYA.
/laughs
Vernon: Post this picture on Facebook.. Mobile upload..
Justin: Look --
Vernon: There you go!
Justin: What!
Vernon: Check it out!
Justin: You! Mutton you!
[SONG]
Vernon: I've posted it on Facebook.
Justin: You! You did not post it on Facebook!
Vernon: Yes I DID!
Justin: YOU DID NOT POST IT ON --
Vernon: Go check out your Facebook.
Justin: JUSTIN'S JOKES OF THE WEEK!
Vernon: Folks, go check out the Facebook for a kookoo photograph.
Justin: What?!
Vernon: Mini Moses.
Justin: No..
Funny, right?! xDD Justin is SOO cute. xDD
Oh, if you don't know what's Ya Kun.. THIS is Ya Kun.
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xDD
Oh, there's another one, after that. This is including Soo (Soo Wei) from teh Pillow Fight section. LOL. I didn't "translate" this one, though. No time.
Kay. Has to go. :x
♥ MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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